The Canadian Club

{October 20, 2009}   Der Blaue Engel axiom

Named in honor of Laif (not to be confused with that Euro-trash kid Leith) from German class, who came up with the ageless question:

Why would the man want to dance with the ugly woman?

This axiom states that Ugly People® should make all possible efforts to avoid making news.


Dave says:

At fifty you get the face you deserve.

Dave says:

Which means that I will be the HOTT-est 50 year-old EVER. Naturally.

clovis says:

Liev. the man’s name was Liev. and he should marry the whitest angelwisp of a woman he can find. preferably foreign, so she doesn’t notice that he is the oddest man alive.

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