The Canadian Club

{October 20, 2009}   Der Blaue Engel axiom

Named in honor of Laif (not to be confused with that Euro-trash kid Leith) from German class, who came up with the ageless question:

Why would the man want to dance with the ugly woman?

This axiom states that Ugly PeopleĀ® should make all possible efforts to avoid making news.

et cetera